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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE
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Says the guy from Ohio
His parents lived in Ohio. He lived in the moment.
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Just spent 10 minutes looking for my asshole cat…
is there a cat in this picture i honest to god dont see it
Holy
(via aggregatinganemmane)
thecumbercookieaboveallothers:
THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY
that’s prob about 12 hours
extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes
LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutesThe full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.
#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks
let’s weed out the weak ones
(via aggregatinganemmane)
So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….
The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.
(via iamtheironrain)


